Not me Monday

My boys did Not dump my coffee on the laptop, not my sweet little angels. My son did NOT kick me in the face while changing his diaper then grab a hand full o goodness and wipe it into the rug this morning. My son did NOT pull the garbage over and dig thru for a snack while i was in the bathroom, goodness no, not him. My calm darling boys did not just throw blocks all over the living room and then hit me with a toy golf club. that would just be absurd. im so glad my boys do Not behave like that. who could ask for more.